Friday, April 10, 2009

...See the beauty of Malaysia...

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Johor Bahru
| Kuala Lumpur
| Langkawi
| Penang
| Petaling Jaya

...Enjoy Singapore... =)

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Manila
| Boracay
| Cebu
| Bohol
| Davao

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

...puntahan nio ko... :D

may bago na kong blogsite!..hehe'

kagagawa ku lang ngayon... :D


http://crotchet.i.ph/


puntahan nio ko ah! :D

haha'

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

things that made me happy today :D

honestly, this is not really a wonderful day... nothing unusual, it's just like any other day... but i should look at it like a really special day so I wouldn't feel bad about wasting another day of my life.. LOL! :D


> i'm now *achoo*-free... goodbye colds! goodbye sore throat! LOL! :D

> i had a really good breakfast... i had pancakes (with maple syrup), bacon, and a cup of coffee.

> watched "The Simpsons" while eating a bowl of gummybears

> had a good chat with some of my good ol' friends

> i'm now level 19 in an online game.. LOL! :D

> ZAGU!!. i had Jamocha Almond with coffee jelly

> watched the movie, "Slumdog Millionaire" for the 2nd time.. LOL! (it was really a two thumbs up movie... a must-see) :D

> fishballs and turon! yum.. yum.. :D

> i ate pizza...again! haha' (i love pepperoni!)

> a glass of warm milk... :)

> the thought of seeing my classmates, schoolmates, guards (haha!), teachers (ows), staff, and also the school where i studied for 11 years...LOL! (i spent like, two thirds of my life in that school... haha! :D )


So that's it.. I have to go now and have a really good sleep... I have to collect as much energy as i could because i think tomorrow's gonna be a busy day.. (i'll be out tomorrow the whole day.. I'll be in school from 7 in the morning up to....uhm.. i don't know what time...LOL! :D )

Bye now... nytie! :)

till next time.. :D

Monday, April 6, 2009

Long time no blog!. :D

Oh,hello there.. It's been a while.. So what's up?


-*achooo!* yeah, im sick.. T_T
slurpee + ice cream + chocolates = cough & colds + sore throat

- few days before graduation... i dont really feel excited.. LOL

- watched the whole season 2 of "The Simpsons" with my cousins

- met a new friend in an online game... she's really nice.

- had coffee with some good ol' friends...

- enjoying vacation, sleeping and eating the whole day. LOL


That's it for now. Will write more soon.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

I do not understand why some parents imprison their own children from the outside world.
I understand those who have daughters are overprotective.
I understand those who may have the only child.
I understand those who are afraid of the corrupted nature of this society nowadays.
I also completely understand that they love their children so much.

But really? Can they protect their kids forever?

They're just showing nothing more than a narrow road to their children. Being shown many opportunities is an effort to learn, feel, grow, and think. To be human, you also have to experience rocky roads and shallow pits. So then next time, you can jump and dodge your way to the finish line.

My parents used to be afraid of me associating myself with other kids....making the wrong crowd of friends......messing up in school......and losing my status as the goody straight "A" kid that I once was. But with their desperate attempt to protect me from all that, they went overboard and kept me in a jail cell.
I'm talking about, "James Bond high-security shit."

It's very frustrating for me to go by what my parents say. What music taste you should like, how you should wear your clothes, what friends you should choose, what career path you should take, blah blah blah.

Being unable to choose as an individual, it'd be totally hard when children are set out in the outside world. For that, they become dependent on what others' want them to do and they are bound to do whatever they want to do because of their fears.

Now for those who got real real strict parents.
Just know that they love you. It's not because they wanted to make your life miserable. They just don't know how to talk to their kids. I think communication is very important. I believe affection is too.

So please, do not shut your children out of the outside world. It doesn't necessarily mean that they should expose themselves out there to get a taste of what it's like...but inform them. Inform them about the precautions because you love them.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

ANG BAGONG HIT SONG!!!.. AHAHAHA' =D

Ken Lee

No one ken to ken to sivmen
Nor yon clees toju maliveh
When I gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
New yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sora shooo
Yes ee shooo, ooo

Ken lee
Tulibu dibu douchoo
Ken lee
Ken lee meju more…

Hindi nyo alam kung pano kantahin?


PANUORIN NIYO DITO ANG MUSIC VIDEO =D :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DPkYCYgHjMU

...GALING ULET SA GREENPINOY... =D

Walang binatbat si Batman dito. Wala ring binatbat si Superman sa lalaking ito.

Bakit? Dahil sya si…




>>ANG TUNAY NA SUPERHERO... AHAHA' =D


SA ISANG RESORT... =D



LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND... IN OTHER WORDS...




>>NYAHAHA' =D

MATINDI NA TALAGA ANG ECONOMIC CRISIS...

TIGNAN NIYO 'TONG BRANCH NILA SA PAKISTAN:



>>AHAHA' WALA NG DINE-IN...


ANG BAGONG HENERASYON NG MGA WITCH... =D




ANG DAMING COLORS NOH?? HEHEHE'




ALENG NAKA-RED: BABASAHAN KITA HANGGANG SA...



MAKATULOG KA... AHAHAH' =D



ATE!!BALIKTAD!! =D





NAKS!! KAKADUGO NG ILONG... WEHEHE'





BAYANIHAN! =D




DALHIN NIYO 'TO SA TEACHER NIYO... =D




SA BIRTHDAY PARTY NI KFC... HEHEHE' =)

SA ISANG CALL CENTER... =D (GALING SA GREENPINOY)

Tech Support: “All right. Now click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “Yes, click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “That’s right. Click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “So I click ‘OK’, right?”

Tech Support: “Right. Click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “YOU CLICKED ‘CANCEL’???”

Customer: “That’s what I was supposed to do, right?”

Tech Support: “No, you were supposed to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “I thought you said to click ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “NO. I said click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Oh.”

Tech Support: “Now we have to start over.”

Customer: “Why?”

Tech Support: “Because you clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Customer: “Wasn’t I supposed to click ‘Cancel’?”

Tech Support: “No. Forget that. Let’s start from the top.”

Customer: “Ok.”

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady’s unique computer.

Tech Support: “All right. Now, are you ready to click ‘OK’?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Tech Support: “Great. Now click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”


>>HAHAHA' ANG KULEEEEEET!!! =D

Friday, February 13, 2009

KALYE... =D (GALING DIN 'TO SA GREENPINOY.. ) =)




>>YOU'RE SO TARAY NAMAN MANONG BUS DRIVER...
...EH I WANNA CLOSER TO YOU NGA EH... AHAHAHA!








>>OH BILI NA KAYO NG BALOT AT PINOY! HEHEHEH' =D





>>TAKIP YAN NG IMBURNAL... PARANG LUNGKOT NA LUNGKOT SYA NOH?? HEHEH' =)


BA..BA..LA.. =D




>>Mga bata, tayo ngayon aY mag-aaral kung paano mag-pantig ng mga salita. Uumpisahan natin sa salitang “BABALA”. HAHAHAH' =D


DO THE DEW! =D





>>NYAHAHA' MALALA NA TALAGA ANG PROBLEMA SA PILIPINAS! =D


BECAUSE OF THE...




>> YUN NA! =D AHAHA'


BENTAHAN NG LAMAN SA PINAS! =D





>>AHAHA' HINDI NA MGA KUMPLETONG TAO SINA ROGER AT SUSAN! =D



BASKET KARATE! =D




>>AHAHA' WALA KONG MASABI!=D


BAWAL UMIHI DITO! =)




>>AROO...AHAHA' =D


SAN?? SA GIT!! AHAHA' =D





ANG RESTAURANT NG MGA BLANCO... =D




>>JACK AND LOU BLANCO... AHAHAH' PUTIK ANG CORNY KO! =D





>>HOY DUWAG!!HUMARAP KA!! AHAHAHA' =D

MABUHAY ANG SINGAPOREANG MAKULET!! =D AHAHAH'

(KINUHA ANG LITRATONG ITO SA SINGAPORE...)





>> SINONG MAY SABING MGA PILIPINO LANG ANG MAKULET?? AHAHAH'
...MABUHAY ANG SINGAPOREANG MAKULET!! =D

FOR SALE!!. =D

Ito ang mga sari-saring bagay na ibinebenta ko! Murang Mura lang! Bili na suki!


>Panty na may Hello Kitty design, limang piso lang! Kaya nga lang, nangangalmot.

>Meron ding panty na Snoopy naman ang design, limang piso lang rin, ito baka magustuhan nyo kasi nandidila.

>Bra , anim na piso lang! Kaya lang long sleeves.

>May isa pang bra, ito tatlong piso lang. Pero nagiging kamay pag gabi.

>Pantyhose murang mura at four pesos! Pero baggy.

>High heels bente lang! Kaya lang ang takong nasa harapan.

>Plancha! Singkwenta pesos lamang! Hawakan ang umiinit!

>Wheelchair ibinebenta ko ng dalawang daan. May kasamang lola!

>Itong isa pang wheelchair dalawang daan din, walang lola. Pero de pedal.

>Damit ng magnanakaw, isang daan isang set ng pantaas at pantalon! Kaso glow in the dark.

>Bathing suit ng chika babes bente lang! Gawa sa maong.

>Contact lens limang piso isang pares! Kaso may glitters.

>Bagong Eye-Mo walong piso lang kada bote. Kaya lang, roll-on.

>Helicopter singkwenta mil lang! Yung katawan ang umiikot.


...AHAHA' =D
AYOS BA?? =)

ETO ANG EPEKTO NG TEXT... =D





>> LANG YANG PANGALAN! =D AHAHAH'






>>HANGGANG SA T-SHIRT BA NAMAN?? DI KO NA KAYA 'TO... AHAHAH'

PINOY TRANSFORMERS!.. ASTIG! =)




BUMBLEJEEP! =)





BOUNDARY... =)





OPTIBUS PRIME! =)





MEGATRIKE! =)





COLORUM! =)





MEGATREN!=)






SEMBREAKER! =)






KAGAWADZZ! =)






BARRICAB!=)



>>GALING-GALING NAMAN... =) DAPAT MAGKAMOVIE DIN YAN... AHE'

Thursday, February 12, 2009

PINOY JOKES... MAIS PERO BENTA!. ahah' (galing pa rin sa greenpinoy)

USE IN A SENTENCE

Use “Violet” in a sentence.

Use it!

“Nasira yung isa kong rubber shoes, kaya i violet!”

-

Use “Curtain” and “Kitchen” in a sentence.

Use it!

“Huwag mo akong curtain, masakitchen e!”

-

Use “Suspicious” in a sentence.

Use it!

“Ang luwang ng bahay mo! It’s suspicious!”

-

Use “Yellow”, “Brown”, “White” and “Pink” in a sentence!

Use it!

“Yellow, pwede makausap si Mr. Brown?”

“Si Mr. Brown? Ok, white a minute!”

*baba ang telepono* Pink!

-

Use “Divisoria” in a sentence.

Use it!

“Naglalakad ako ng mabunggo ko si Divi. Sabi ko, ‘Divi, sori a!”

-

Use “July” in a sentence.

Use it!

“Alam mo namang bawal magsinungaling anak. Why’d July?”

Use “Alex” in a sentence.

“Pag di nyo naintindihan ang lecture, sabihin nyo lang. ALEXplain again.”


Use “Lois” in a sentence!

Use it!

“Ano ba yang pantalon mo, masyadong lois! Itaas mo nga!”


Use “Maybe not” in a sentence!

Use it!

“Ang sarap ng saging pag maybe not butter! Try mo!”



Use “Narnia” in a sentence!

“Ning! Ang Mato! Narnia!!!”


Use “Calamba” in a sentence!

USSSSEEE IT!!!

Juan: Pare, CALAMBA birthday mo?


>>hahah' mais!


Use “BARAKO” in a sentence!

Use it!

Juan: Pare, kung Amerikano ka, sino iboboto mong presidente ng Amerika?

Pedro: Syempre, si BARAKO Bama!



>>NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!



Reporter: Ser, tungkol dun sa napatay kagabi, wala kayong suspek, walang ebidensya, walang witness…ano ang balak nyong gawin?!

Pulis: DNA.

Reporter: DNA?!

Pulis: Di Namin Alam.

>>Wahahahahahahhahaha Manila’s Finest yan! LOL!!!


Kapag may kausap kang nag jo-joke at hinde ka matawa-tawa…

Ikaw: Kumakain ka ba ng mais?

Kausap: Hinde! Bakit?

Ikaw: Kasi.. and corny mo!



>>LOL!!! Ang corny na pangbara sa mga corny!!!


Tanong: Saan gawa ang uling?

Sagot: Eh di sa Coal Center!

-

>>Nyahahahahahha ang corny pero benta




Pumara si Erap ng taxi.

Erap: Mama, sa San Juan.

Taxi Driver: Mag-isa mo lang pupunta?

Erap: Bakit, di ka ba sasama?

-

>>Nyeeeeeeeeeeee! LOL!!!



Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa yaya ni Nora?

Sagot: Eh di Maid of Aunor!


>>Wahahahahaha pakornihan na naman to mga kaibigan!!! LOL




Juan: Pare, anong hayop ang in na in?

Pedro: Ano pare?

Juan: Bear!

Pedro: Bear? Bakit bear?

Juan:Â Kasi OSO pare, OSO.


>>wahaha' putik! ang corny... =D



Sabi ng thermometer sa graduated cylinder:

“Eh ano naman kung grumaduate ka na? May degree ka ba?!”


>>Mais!!! hahaha' pero tawang tawa ako.


T
anong: Ano ang first name ni Nemo?

Sagot: Sara Hero


>>Sara Hero Nemo!!! Nyahahahahahaha!




Tanong: Anong tawag sa paniking mababa ang lipad?

Sagot: Lowbat.

>>Nyahahahahaha ang corny!!! luma na 'to


TALBOG ANG I.T.A.L.Y!=D

M.A.N.I.L.A. = My Affection Normally Inspires Lasting Alliance

P.A.S.I.G. = Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous

P.A.S.A.Y. = Pretty And Sexy Are You

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. = Please Always Remain Aggressive, Not Act Quietly Until Ejaculation

T.O.N.D.O. = Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One

M.A.L.A.B.O.N = May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now

I.M.U.S. = I Miss U, Sweetheart

B.A.L.I.W.A.G = Beauty And Love I Will Always Give

C.E.B.U. = Change Everything But Us

>>Nyahahahaha ang labo!!! :)




“Please lang, wag mo na akong bilugin!!!”

-Kulangot

>>hahah'


Tanong: Sinong hero ang may sapot?

Sagot: Eh di si Spiderman!

Tanong: Eh yung nakatira sa Batcave?

Sagot: Eh di si Batman!

Tanong: Eh yung hero na naglalakad sa tabing dagat?

Sagot: Eh di si…Mel Tiangco! Magpakailanman…

>>AHAHAHAHA ang corny pero tawang tawa ako dito...


Tanong: Ano ang last name ng Advil?

Sagot: Lavigne

>>nyeee!heheh'



Artista jokes mula nung 80’s and 90’s pa!

Tanong: Sinong artista ang may maraming ngipin?

Sagot: Eh di si Ma-teeth! Ngeeee!

Tanong: Eh sinong may mas marami pang ngipin kesa kay Ma-teeth?

Sagot: Eh di si Edgar More-teeth! Ngeeee!

Tanong: Sinong artista ang maraming problema?

Sagot: Eh di si Gabby Consimisyon! Ngeeee!

Tanong: Sinong artista ang laging nasasaktan?

Sagot: Eh di si AIKO! Ngeeee!

Tanong: Sinong artista ang marumi?

Sagot: Eh di si Kuya GERMS!

>>Ngeeee! HAHAHA'


Tanong: Ano yung pinipindot sina Steve bago mag-volt in?

Sagot: Yun yung “play” ng cd player para tumugtog yung theme song ng Voltes V!



Tanong: Bakit hindi umaatake yung kalaban habang nag-vovolt in sila?

Sagot: Kasi sumasayaw sya sa background habang tumutugtog ang theme song ng Voltes V!

>>HAHAHA'


..YOKO NA!NAUUTOT NA KO SA KAKATAWA... =D


(SOURCE: GREENPINOY =D )

CARTOONS... FROM GREENPINOY... =)

SUPERMAN RETURNS... WITH PIGLET... HEHEHEH'






SUPERMAN RETURNS NG BONGGANG-BONGGA!!. hahaha'






SUPERMAN RETURNS AGAIN!. =)


NILABAS NA ANG BAGONG COSTUME NI SUPERMAN PARA SA PINAKABAGONG SUPERMAN MOVIE...SABI NILA MAS MAGIGING DARING DAW SI SUPERMAN NGAYON PARA MAKASABAY SA PAGBABAGO NG PANAHON...

ETO ANG SPECIAL PREVIEW NG COSTUME NIYA:




AHAHA' BAKA MABADING NAMAN SI LEX LUTHOR NITO... HEHEHE'



MGA BAGONG SELYO... =)





HAHAHA' TALAGANG KULANG SA HEIGHT.. =)


ISADORA THE EXPLORER?? HEHEHE'






BATMAN, ROBIN




SITTING ON A TREE..
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
ahahah'




PATAY NA SI SPONGEBOB!!.






WALA AKONG MASABI...AHAHAH' WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UnDER THE SEA?SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! =)